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i’d like to first and foremost come clean and say i take full responsibility in the recent death of Mr. Bernie Mac. I realize some of my ‘insensitive’ comments may have personally offended, and/or, hurt him. for this, i can’t apologize more. the whole ‘i hate bernie mac’ comments i’ve been known to throw out were nothing more than a farce but i now have come to realize may have directly contributed to his demise. Rest in peace Mr. Mac - again, christ… i’m sorry. but, go make that little christ fellow laugh in those clouds you perfect-head-of-hair macdaddy.

Rest in Peace Bernard Mac

Never Forget. August 9th, 2008. The day the Mac died.

so i saw a pregnant woman rollerblading at lunch - is just me or is that really stupid?

I present to you the genius that is Kam Kuo, world renowned pin spinner

I have the honest pleasure of working with this man and he is quite quite awesome

so this is old - i know this - but i’m still grinning ear to ear

thanks ‘legions of rock’ - you’ve done it again

thanks to jason gerbing i’m now hanging with my favorite group of gentlemen. world, i introduce you to my new group of friends, the extremely-tanned folk from new jersey. jesus help me if i ever turn into this…

to see more - look at this hilarious blogpost: tan boiz

Grape-Nuts…Do they ever go stale?

i know i’m lazy - i love lounging, relaxing, taking it easy, cooling off - but it’s come to my attention that it’s reached new heights.

as of late i’ve really come to take a liking to the concept of the power-nap. admittedly this is not a new concept; in fact, i dabbled in the art form in high school just about every day as i cracked the books each afternoon to start homework. now, i’m not entirely sure if that was power-napping or just plain procrastinating… but i’ve decided bring this pastime back and to turn one ordinary lunch break into a power hour of rest. yes my friends, the power hour of rest. and today, it got a whole lot better…

at the strike of a quarter to one i slip outta the office and into the car. i roll into roberto’s and get a lite burrito to go. i grab my insane amounts of salsa and hurry for the car. as i pull into my parking spot in the shaded parking lot near the beach i transfer to the passenger seat of the car. i crack the windows, tune the radio, and eat away. phase one complete. once done eating, i recline the chair, set the phone alarm and slip into dreamland. and in a mere 20 to 30 minutes i am simply refreshed to tackle the rest of the work day.

and i’ll tell you this my friends - today, i brought a pillow. yes, a couch pillow. and let me you this… glorious.

now ryan douglass has pointed out to me that this is a sign that i’m crazy, old, or genius. well i ask you all this workers of the world. as two o’ clock rolls around do you feel a drag and feel productivity slow down? welp, i did. no more! so grab your pillow, recline your seat, and join in to the power hour of rest!

and yes ryan, i may be losing it…

attention UCSD students: i love you, i miss you, i wish i was still there. BUT, your taste in music sucks. I always knew this - constantly experienced this - sighed daily walking through the dorms when there - wanted to run thru campus with a boombox spouting the truth of good music…. and apparently nothing’s changed.

call it elitist, call it what you will. but i’ll let the list speak for itself:

i rest my case.

headline from yahoo!:

“McCain says he was wrong to vote against MLK holiday”

vote for this guy - seems like a real wise, in touch, educated, well tempered, nice guy. do it america.

however, he’s got arms like a trex…. never trust a man with arms like a trex.

Mister Carl Anthony Payne II

i’ll tell you what - this guy got a raw deal in hollywood… after playing “cockroach” in the cosby show, the man went on to play a host of shitty unimportant characters on shitty unimportant projects. i find this ludicrous - this guy was amazing - attitude, wardrobe, charm, innocence - the guy had it all. look at him for christ-sake. someone please, for the love of jesus, get this man his own sitcom.

p.s. he got fired from the cosby show cuz he refused to cut his hair. fuck yeah cockroach… fuck. yeah.

p.p.s. i find it extremely bogus this is the only screenshot of cockroach i could find…and he has no hair…kinda contradicts the above statement…bogus.